Category: Silly Songs

What feature of the iPhone X will make you want to buy it?

I have my theory, and I fully explore it in today’s song. Sure, the thing has a good looking OLED screen, wireless charging, cool camera, and no more home button. It’s also got the facial recognition. There is one reason you will want this phone, especially if you have the mindset of a 12-year-old like my wife says I do.

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Yes, I admit, I have to figure out how to make the day specific songs a little more prompt.

This song, for example, is about Monday, only today is Tuesday when I’m posting it because, well, I had lots to do yesterday and didn’t get a chance. I know that’s an excuse, I probably could have squeezed it in somewhere, but in any case it’s a Monday song, posted on a Tuesday.

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Did Labor Day mess you up on what day it was?

For me Thursday was very confusing, and I was kind of bummed. I wanted it to be garbage day, but it wasn’t, and the weather couldn’t figure out whether or not it wanted to be sunny or cloudy. The Thursday portion of this song is gloomy.

Then came Friday!

Garbage day shifted to Friday because of the holiday, it was cloudy and I didn’t care, and even though there was extra garbage, now we have super-clean cans for the weekend! Ain’t life faaannnntastic!

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Are the treats you give your dog smelly?

My wife said something to the effect that it would suck coming home smelling like dog treats, referring to the people who work in the packing plant where Milo’s dog treats are made. I said we should be grateful for them, and their smelliness, as they are the people who keep Milo happy when we leave the house.

Fact of the matter is that I don’t even know if the people who work in the packing plant even have a chance to smell like the dog treats because I’m guessing everything is fairly sealed and sanitary. In any case, though, I’m grateful for them, and Milo is, too! I can tell because he spins around!

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The other night my wife and I were enjoying an evening on our patio. It was a lovely evening, the bugs were singing, Milo, our dog, was trying to roll in poop or something, and then she saw him, or maybe her, about four backyards away. At first she thought it was a dog, but then she yelled at me “There’s a skunk!”

She pointed across the backyards for me to see, and at first I didn’t see it. Then, there was the white stripe, we had some talk about skunk poop, and the skunk kept coming closer.

Then I started singing.

Low and behold the skunk started running away, my wife made fun of me that my singing was skunk repellent, and unfortunately I couldn’t keep singing for the entire night so the skunk came back.

No need for mothballs, just hire, me. It seems my singing is skunk repellent.

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As I was getting ready to sing my song this morning to text to my wife, I had this beautiful song about sunrises. I went to start the song but then realized I would be sending it to my nephew.

Now I haven’t known this nephew that long, he being on my wife’s side, though I have a feeling he would have been confused and amused all at the same time, but I stopped. It was almost 7am and all, so I’m not sure if he would have appreciated being woken up to a text of a song about sunrises.

Then I came up with this song.

I should have just finished the song about sunrises, texted it to him, and let the chips fall where they may. I probably would have enjoyed my day a little more.

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On the way to my day job there is a coffee shop and grilled called Fred’s Place. On their sign they proudly announce “We serve 1/2 pound burgers,” as if to taunt me as I drive by.

The odd thing is I haven’t stopped there to eat, yet. It looks like an awesome diner, gets mostly good reviews, but I keep resisting it’s greasy-spoon charm. My other fear is that I’ll completely love it, they supposedly have a great breakfast sandwich, but for now I just hunger for that 1/2 pound burger.

If you have been to Fred’s Place, is it as awesome as it looks?

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I know I sing about Milo and his Kong a lot, but I generally find it humorous how he has his Pavlovian actions, spurred on by us of course, with his morning ritual including the “paying of the toll” as my wife and I call it.

First he blocks the stairs, then he patiently waits while we fill the Kong, and when we finally make the move towards the stairs it’s time for a spin and him to his waiting spot. It’s cute, like he is.

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Yes, that’s right, it’s never too early to start thinking about the holiday, I mean Christmas (since we’re allowed to say it now), season.

As I sing today’s song that special time of year is only a few days and four months away. I really need to start paying attention to the cues my wife gives me of what to get her this year. I mean, who would end up getting your wife socks for Christmas like i heard some guy did last year?

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