Category: Silly Songs

With the Mega Millions having a pretty big jackpot, I decided to buy a ticket.

I believe, though, that I have come up with a failsafe plan to win the jackpot – I’m enlisting the help of my dead relatives. I’ve already talked to my parents and my grandparents. Okay, maybe “talked” is kind of a stretch, but I did talk “into the air,” letting know how I am worthy to win such a jackpot, and if they aren’t busy, if they could look at the numbers on my ticket and make sure those balls pop out of the big ball. I also decided, because they didn’t answer back, that maybe my immediate family might be busy. Making sure to cover all bases, I’ve also chit-chatted with other folks in my family. I believe I have covered all bases, so don’t be surprised when you start seeing my songs from a beach instead of in my car.

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Who is your favorite football team?

For me, I have, like, the double whammy of loserdome when it comes to football. Having originally been from the North Coast of Ohio, I am a born and bred Cleveland Browns fan. Yup, there isn’t really a whole hell of a lot to cheer for, but I do.

Sadly for me, my arrival in Chicago wasn’t until 1985, so at that time I didn’t really care for the Chicago Bears until a few years later. I missed being a Bears fan during the glory years, although they did have a glimmer of hope getting to the playoffs and Super Bowl, but can never seal the deal.

And so I had a little bit of hope during week one of the football season. Somehow the Browns caught up to the Steelers, and then blow it in overtime. I guess I could say I was happy because they didn’t lose, but really, a tie?

Then came the Bears, looking solid, actually winning, but then collapsing in what is becoming typical Bears fashion.

So, my first week of football ended up with two losses. Crap. I suppose there is always week two.

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Yea, I know Labor Day has come and gone, but my first assignment for grade school this year was “What I did over my Labor Day Weekend.”

So, here it is, come along for a ride on “The Beast” around our yard, and watch me mow the lawn and sing!

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This goes along in the “I’ll sing about anything” category.

Yup, I was at a loss for a song, and sure enough, some wind gave me inspiration!

Enjoy the wind!

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There it was, a little zit on my nose, and I picked at it. The next morning things got a little more red, and by the evening my nose exploded.

Fine, it didn’t really explode, but I’ve never seen anything get so gross so fast.

I ended up at immediate care, and the funny doc, who actually made a “Rudolph” joke, said it was Impetigo, something mostly youngins get, and now my nose is gross.

I thought I would share the grossness with you!

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Chubby chin? My inspiration for songs comes from a variety of sources.

On this particular morning I was trying to sing a serious song. I gave it two shots, but both sucked and were going nowhere. Okay, fine, a lot of my songs go nowhere, but these were particularly, “I can’t text these to my wife!”

Then I looked down, saw my chubby chin, and this song was born.

I’m weird.

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First, the problem came when my local Starbucks didn’t have the breakfast sandwich I ordered. They offered to replace it with any other sandwich, so I picked the most expensive.

Second, I was hungry and didn’t want to wait until I got to work to eat said breakfast sandwich.

I tried to be careful, but alas, I got to work, looked down, and this song was born.

So, be careful if eating your breakfast sandwich in the car!

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What day of the week do you think it is?

For me, coupled with Tuesday’s song about Wednesday being a crappy day for a holiday, I woke up this morning convinced it was Monday.

It was so bad this morning that as I was singing I almost dropped an s-bomb!

Yup, the one day off completely reset me week clock, and even as I post this around noon, tomorrow does not feel like it will be Friday. Ugh!

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