First, the problem came when my local Starbucks didn’t have the breakfast sandwich I ordered. They offered to replace it with any other sandwich, so I picked the most expensive.
Second, I was hungry and didn’t want to wait until I got to work to eat said breakfast sandwich.
I tried to be careful, but alas, I got to work, looked down, and this song was born.
So, be careful if eating your breakfast sandwich in the car!