Category: Silly Songs

Affordable Dancing Robots

There are videos of dancing robots going around a lot.

Most of them are made by Boston Dynamics, and I find them very cool. Someone I know said, “I hope I die before dancing robots are affordable.”

I looked, seemed puzzled, kind of understood, then decided to sing and dance.

Well, I kind of sang, and well, moved around if you want to call that dancing.

Originally posted on my YouTube channel – January 8, 2021

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Thinking of Taking the Day Off

This song was recorded on a Friday when I didn’t really want to be at work.

I thought I should fake it, but since I already drove there, I guessed work it would be!

Originally posted on my YouTube channel –October 20, 2020

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I Say Cereal is a Soup

The Chicago Bears shared some Tik Tok videos of them being asked, “Is cereal a soup?”

The responses were interesting. As expected some said cereal is a soup, and other said cereal was not a soup.

I am in the camp of cereal is a soup.

Originally posted on my YouTube channel – August 20, 2021

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Sourdough Donuts

I slept in one day on the weekend, and then I made my way to the kitchen.

There they were – sourdough donuts. Okay, the donuts weren’t made yet, so there was a little bit of waiting, but damn, there is nothing better than “Hot donuts now,” especially when they are sourdough donuts made by your wife.

I am a lucky man!

Originally posted on my YouTube channel – July 30 2020

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How to End a Text Conversation

Do you, every now and then, get sucked into a text conversation that never ends?

I mean, on the phone you can say “I gotta go!”, but what about on a text? Yup, I say the “Thumbs up!” should be the universal “I’m done with texting you right now, have a nice day.”

Originally posted on my YouTube channel – August 19, 2021

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I Gotta Go to Work

This song was recorded while my sister was enjoying her Spring Break.

I couldn’t help but think that I had to go to work. Just a story, in a song.

Originally posted on my YouTube channel – March 16, 2017

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Milo Doesn’t Mind a Polar Vortex

A few years ago we had a polar vortex weather system come through, and in our family, there is one member that doesn’t give a crap, literally, about the extreme cold weather.

That member of the family is our dog, Milo.

Milo is doggie litter boxed trained. Yes, there is such a thing as a doggie litter box, and Milo was trained to use it early in his life. Thank you, Secondnature!

I have to admit, though, that I don’t know who is more happy that our dog doesn’t have to go outside to do his doody when the weather is crappy, me, or Milo!

Originally posted on my YouTube channel – February 7, 2019

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Wrong Side Buttons

Why are woman’s buttons on their shirts on the wrong side?

Thankfully I didn’t have to hang any of my wife’s shirts yesterday.

Originally posted on my YouTube channel – May 23, 2016

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Milo is a Licker

Even after all of these years, I am fascinated with the fact that our dog, Milo, really likes to lick my hands.

It’s not that I just handled raw meat or dog treats, it’s just at random times.

The vet said it’s probably because I’m salty. Yup, I apparently ooze salt.

Originally posted on my YouTube channel – January 31, 2020

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Thrippy Thursday, Still

Sure, you might want to just head to a minute and twenty seconds for the fun, but don’t forget, no matter how lousy your Thursday might be, it’s still Thrippy Thursday!

Originally posted on my YouTube channel – July 25, 2019

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