Oh, crap!
Yup, there it was, maybe the biggest splatter of bird poop I have ever seen, and it happened to be on my windshield. The problem? It occurred early in the day so by the time I got to my car it was baked and seemingly glued to the windshield as well.
I have a feeling it will be there a while as I have a full tank of gas and won’t be at the gas station for days. At least the poop isn’t directly in my view!
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