My criteria for being able to get a donut today was if the light where I would turn to get to the donut shop was green.
The light was red.
And so, this morning, instead of a tasty treat of gut-bomb goodness, I got watermelon. I actually like watermelon, but I like donuts more. I suppose I should like watermelon more so I could be nice and lean, but sadly, right now, donuts win, except for this morning.