I turned fifty a few months ago. Yay me!
Of course, when you’re a guy and you turn fifty, well, your first visit to the doctor usually involves butt discussions. Sure, you might have had them as you approach fifty, but now, well, it’s time. In the words of the great Fletch (Chevy Chase), in “Fletch,” I had my “moon river” moment (my prostate was fine) and soon I will be able to tell my stories of a colonoscopy.
Ah, the little things in life to look forward to!