Yup, it was a day of not really knowing what to sing about, so I moved my phone to a different spot, and “Bamn!”, a song wondering if I should change the perspective of me while I sing.
I’m trying hard to enjoy the rain more, like when you are a little kid and think it’s fun to play in the rain.
I must say it’s tough as an adult to get in the mindset of enjoying rain, though. Thankfully man has come up with a myriad of things, including umbrellas, to enjoy the rain.
I was going to wait until Tuesday to post a song, but, with the sun rising this Monday morning, I thought everyone might need a little help to get their week going.
What’s your cure for a scratchy throat? Would you pick liquor or tea?
Anyway, I woke up this morning with a scratchy throat. My wife nicely asked if I was getting sick. I told her, “Yes,” because who doesn’t like a little “I’m getting sick” sympathy.
I promise this will be my last song about my colonoscopy for a while.
I mean, it is one of those life events that adults currently have to go through, and you youngins, if you’re lucky, by the time you turn fifty they’ll have some scanner that just says, “Congratulations, no colon cancer for you!”
If they do come out with some scanner thing, though, you might miss out on cookies and juice.
If only it were beer flavored instead of lemon, maybe it would have been better.
You see, the minute you tell anyone over 50 that you have to have a colonoscopy they will immediately begin to tell you stories of their colonoscopy. Actually, most don’t tell you about the procedure itself, but rather they go into as much detail as possible concerning the day before. Let’s just say there is a lot of talk about poop.
I’ll just say this, it ain’t the poop that sucked so much, at least in my world, it was drinking the giant jug of liquid.
I suppose age isn’t the problem, it’s really my shape as I make kind of a chubby snow angel. While I apologize for my being out of breath a bit while singing this song, it was fun reliving my childhood and playing in the snow.