I Wish This Were Beer

If only it were beer flavored instead of lemon, maybe it would have been better.

You see, the minute you tell anyone over 50 that you have to have a colonoscopy they will immediately begin to tell you stories of their colonoscopy. Actually, most don’t tell you about the procedure itself, but rather they go into as much detail as possible concerning the day before. Let’s just say there is a lot of talk about poop.

I’ll just say this, it ain’t the poop that sucked so much, at least in my world, it was drinking the giant jug of liquid.

All you youngins have that to look forward to.

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