Category: Silly Songs

Wow, a song with a theme!

Yes, I realize I missed a lot of them, but somehow I was able to make a song out of various models of Ford automobiles. The thing was that I came up with the song while driving, and sadly I didn’t see any Mustangs, Flexes, Focuses (or should it be Foci?), nor the wonderful Ford Taurus.

I suppose the song could have also included a woman named Shelby, but the odds of me seeing that one are slim, and I really have no idea how to pronounce “GT.”

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They didn’t bake any muffins at my bakery this morning, so my Friday was off to a rough start.

Now don’t be too sad for me as I did get my donuts, but the muffins were for the weekend when I need a little sumpin’ sumpin’ in the morning.

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Halloween is here, and I am sorely ill-prepared.

Part of the problem is I have no idea what to do any longer. My day job doesn’t have people dress up for Halloween, so I don’t have a costume. Compounding this is the fact that we never have a lot of kids come by the house trick or treating. I always buy bags of Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups, only to eat them all in one sitting in a depression of loserdome that no one comes by our house.

Okay, I really don’t eat all of the bags at one sitting, but really, a man should not have three bags of Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups in the house if he wants to lose weight.

Maybe we should just go out for dinner and miss all of Halloween. No candy, no costume, and not feeling like a loser for having no kids come to the door. Could be a plan.

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Every now and then, after I record one of these for my wife, I feel like I may have completely lost my mind. This is one of those songs.

It started when my wife mentioned, this morning, that it was Wednesday, Hump Day as it would be, and I mentioned how it was so nice, while we were on vacation, that we didn’t have to really keep track of what day it was.

This song will help you if you need to know the days of the week.

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Rainy Tuesdays are almost as crappy as rainy Mondays. About the only thing to hope for is that the rain will be gone by the weekend.

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Have you given your Friday cheer yet! Go ahead, let it out! You know you want to!

Yes, it’s another Friday, and, at first, I wasn’t that excited, but after I gave my “Friday cheer” I was ready to go. If you aren’t into that Friday spirit go on, give a cheer, no matter where you are right now. You’ll be instantly transformed into Friday goodness, or people will look at you funny.

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Making breakfast was fun this morning.

Yup, as I was putting together my eggs, Canadian bacon, and slice of bread with butter, I noticed that there was a hole in my bread. I had holy bread!

Not wanting to let a good time go to waste, it was time to sing!

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I was a little reflective this morning, a Thursday.

It was garbage day, and somehow it’s past the middle of September and 90 degrees outside. We are getting one last blast of summer here in Chicago before fall hits, and before you know it, winter. Blah.

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