Short, usually silly songs that might make you smile.
Growing up we never had interesting mac and cheese, it was usually just the Kraft variety.
Then people started making interesting mac and cheese.
Don’t get me wrong, I still like the Kraft with the powdered cheese, but sometimes you need bacon!
Originally posted on my YouTube channel – June 11, 2021
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So the other day I’m watching the news and apparently, some person on Tik-Tok, decided that the quickest way to brighten their teeth for some even was to break off a piece of Magic Eraser, you know, the white spongy thing you use to clean weird marks off a wall and scrub their individual teeth.
Now, I don’t have the best teeth, and sure, they could be a little whiter, but at no time in my life did I think of using any household cleaner, nor White-Out, nor paint, to whiten my teeth.
If the toothpaste didn’t do the job it was my own fault for drinking too much coffee or wine.
For the love of all things great and small, if you want whiter teeth, talk to your dentist. And if Magic Eraser now has to put a warning label that it shouldn’t be used as a tooth whitening product, that person on Tik-Tok should have to pay for it.
Originally posted on my YouTube channel – July 27, 2021
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This song was posted on my YouTube channel on a Friday. I guess it makes more sense that way. In any case…
I know, it’s another Friday song, but like a good egg sandwich, I like Friday.
Sure, some people say that every day is Friday if you love what you do, but I’m guessing even for them, something you get to the end of the week and just say, “We made it!”
Originally posted on my YouTube channel – July 23, 2021
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Yes, I admit I should have shot the video while stuff was in the trunk, through the back seat opening, and next to me. It wasn’t until the stuff was gone that I realized it is really nice to have back seats that fold down.
I remember the old days when you had to drive with crap sticking out the front windows. The next time you have to put something long in your trunk, say a “Thank you!” to the person who said, “We need seats that fold down in the back seat.”
Originally posted on my YouTube channel – July 20, 2021
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Yup, this song is from the archives, so the days don’t make sense, but enjoy it anyway!
Did Labor Day mess you up on what day it was?
For me Thursday was very confusing, and I was kind of bummed. I wanted it to be garbage day, but it wasn’t, and the weather couldn’t figure out whether or not it wanted to be sunny or cloudy. The Thursday portion of this song is gloomy.
Then came Friday!
Garbage day shifted to Friday because of the holiday, it was cloudy and I didn’t care, and even though there was extra garbage, now we have super-clean cans for the weekend! Ain’t life faaannnntastic!
Originally posted on my YouTube channel – September 8, 2017
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I turned fifty a few months ago. Yay me!
Of course, when you’re a guy and you turn fifty, well, your first visit to the doctor usually involves butt discussions. Sure, you might have had them as you approach fifty, but now, well, it’s time. In the words of the great Fletch (Chevy Chase), in “Fletch,” I had my “moon river” moment, and soon I will be able to tell my stories of a colonoscopy.
Ah, the little things in life to look forward to!
Originally posted on my YouTube channel – July 13, 2017
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Every now and then I get grumpy.
My wife tells me that I’m having my comma, which of course makes me more grumpy. Eventually, the “comma” goes away, but on this day, it was better if you stayed away.
Originally posted on my YouTube channel – April 19, 2018
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I know, I’m a dork.
Someone commented to me that they hoped Friday would go by fast. I mentioned back that the issue here is that time doesn’t go faster or slower, it is the perception of time that makes a day appear to go faster or slower.
Yup, I’m a dork, but here is hoping that your workday feels like it goes by fast so you can get to your weekend of fun!
Originally posted on my YouTube channel – January 31, 2020
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This song was recorded on a Tuesday when I couldn’t really figure out what kind of Tuesday I was hoping for.
Maybe it would be a T-Rex Tuesday, maybe a terrific Tuesday, and I even stumbled trying to find other adjectives that started with a “t” for your Tuesday.
As today is Monday posting the song on the website, I suppose, in the end, I hope you have a Tuesday that doesn’t suck.
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Here you go, a song to get you excited about your weekend!
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