I Won’t Use Magic Eraser to Whiten My Teeth

So the other day I’m watching the news and apparently, some person on Tik-Tok, decided that the quickest way to brighten their teeth for some even was to break off a piece of Magic Eraser, you know, the white spongy thing you use to clean weird marks off a wall and scrub their individual teeth.

Now, I don’t have the best teeth, and sure, they could be a little whiter, but at no time in my life did I think of using any household cleaner, nor White-Out, nor paint, to whiten my teeth.

If the toothpaste didn’t do the job it was my own fault for drinking too much coffee or wine.

For the love of all things great and small, if you want whiter teeth, talk to your dentist. And if Magic Eraser now has to put a warning label that it shouldn’t be used as a tooth whitening product, that person on Tik-Tok should have to pay for it.

Originally posted on my YouTube channel – July 27, 2021

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